Tamptation

That brief moment just after a guy discovers his date is menstruating when he seriously considers going ahead anyway...

It had been days since Johnny had gotten any and Janie's tight little body was a serious TAMPTATION.

by JunosGold November 9, 2012

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

Tampon Tub

A system of free emergency tampons in your school, college or workplace.

Tampon Tubs are a supply of free emergency tampons, set up for and by people who menstruate. The idea is that you take one when you need one and replenish it when you have a spare. Tampon Tubs are maintained through an honour system and are easy to set up. Never go without again.

There is a Tampon Tub in the library toilets, it really came in handy the other day.

by Aphrodyki February 12, 2015

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

tamp tap

When you finger a girl and you poke her tampon accidently

Dude I was Amanda's and I didn't know she was on her period and I accidently tamp tapped her.

by Joeysaladsworldwordreview November 22, 2016

tampa bay waffle

Derivative of the Cleveland Steamer. The difference is that once the steamer is laid upon ones chest, a tennis racquet is briskly retrieved from the nightstand and thrust down upon the turd, mashing said excrement into something that is reminiscent of a waffle.

After a vigorous tennis match, Buffy took a giant dump on Biff's chest and then proceeded to go 30-love by serving up a bitchin Tampa bay waffle.

by Paddy O'Furniture February 27, 2017