butt-smoke

a person who is a mofo; a person who has just made a mistake; an idiot; someone who believes in fairy tales; any player on the Charlotte Bobcats basketball team; someone who is behaving in a silly manner; a person who has expelled gas from their butt.

I'm looking forward to the Rockets playing the Bobcats tomorrow night, those guys from the Bobcats are a bunch of butt-smokes.

by Fudochi October 30, 2013

grave smoking

The act of sucking a penis, in a quiet dark area.

Hey girl I just met a guy and grave smoked him in the closet. I am a pro at grave smoking

by knghts50 October 21, 2017

smoke broker

Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.

"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

smoke bloke

A person of biological sex female successfully passing as male.

Did you see that smoke bloke at McDonalds earlier?
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.

by dcll July 18, 2017

smoke a shoe

Lingo for smoking something illegal

ya'll ever heard of smoke a shoe?

by LeeStudent November 16, 2016

Smoking Hymen

When you are giving oral sex to a female that is still a virgin.

Hey dude, remember that high school hottie that snuck into our party? I totally gave her the smoking hymen.

by BangErm May 21, 2011

Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.

Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.

by tracato January 4, 2010