goblin toez

The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!

Person 1: omg they're so amazing

Person 2: call them goblin toez

by Short.blonde.simp October 8, 2021

Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.

Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.

by Tumamafat July 11, 2020

Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020

door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.

Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.

by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020

Orange Goblin

Orange goblin is when you initiate intercourse by grabbing her by the pussy, taking her from behind, leaving her with a wad of cash, then hitting the golf course.

Friend 1: You were almost late for our tee time.
Friend 2: Had to pull the old Orange Goblin on this chick from the bar last night before I came.

by Time Orc October 29, 2025

Nob Goblin

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.

Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019