[Square Bear]

A bottle of Bundaberg Rum. Named after its square shape and Polar bear logo.

Got a 40 oz Square Bear and 1.2L Coke, all set!

by ringfeeder December 23, 2008

Purple Squirrel

To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.

Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!

by Che'Brophy November 17, 2013

squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

by Jake March 23, 2004

Spongevladimir Squareputin

Popular Russian children's program sponsored by the Unity party of Russia. See also Badical for description of quality of show.

Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!

by Andropov April 16, 2004

square

To be equaled out in terms of fiscal responsibility to another

Yo, here dat nickel I owe yaz, we square now.

by Phlagellum October 8, 2003

squirmish

A word that a rural, inconsequential uneducated woman uses when trying to explain foreign policy decisions that are beyond her understanding and in a country outside the view of her porch.

...do we use the word war, do we use the word intervention, do we use the word squirmish?

by mados123 April 16, 2011

Alabaster Flying Squirrel

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008