Red Smile

The red smile is a rash caused by going commando that raps around your asshole so when you spread your ass cheeks it creates a "red smile". It also cause a lore on woman as a appealing facial smile due to the irritation of the rash.

Damn, Eric got the Red Smile goin

by Rastamaan February 15, 2008

essex smile

Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.

Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass

by Danielzilla December 28, 2007

red wine smile

When someone smiles at you after drinking red wine and you can see the color of the wine sticking to the plaque in their teeth.

The merlot certainly made my jokes funnier but the red wine smiles were quite gross.

by #1 Cronin August 6, 2011

baker smile

the new way to smoke pot, hold the bowl in your right hand, light with your left, and move the bowl mouth piece along your mouth.it fucks you up.

by jim belps August 26, 2003

Smieph

to cum on yourself

Holy shit your smiephing skills are amazing

by pornobeck October 11, 2008

smile-aggy

to be extremely happy and smiley

everytime he calls i cant help it but be all smile-aggy

by drewl bacon June 22, 2010

slipet

Sharpened

The slipet knife carved as it should.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010