A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.
This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
1. When your so in love... not even living in the persons pocket is enough.. not even a half-an-hour pash cures the hunger...
2. When your away... and you never get around to ringing them.. and they also... forget about you... but you both know your in love... and its all so fucked up... but you still cant end it.. and if you do... you cant get them out of your head..
3. When you have your own special style of kissing, and touching.. and everything you do.. and you can never imagine yourself being with anyone else.. and cant stand the thought of them being with someone else