piece of shit

a person who is very abusive towards other people or animals.

That guy over there is always insulting people. He is a piece of shit!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

coke shit

The need to deficate when you have your first line of coke.

Jesus, thats strong beak, im off for a coke shit.

by stu robinson April 5, 2007

ate shit

to fall with a lot of force

Dude after I ran into the door, I ate shit so bad.

by Nicole February 18, 2004

shit crust

After you take a deuce and don't wipe you ass properly you have a tendency to create shit crust. This is most noticed when excersizing, you have a burning sensation in the poo hole region. Also caused by having wet farts due to spicy foods.

Dude, I can't keep up this shit crust has lit my ass hole on fire.

by Spence L Is a D-bag June 17, 2006

Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump

Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night

by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

Shit Brained

Getting so Drunk that you forget most of what you did the last time you got drunk, and had shit for brains. hence Shit Brained"

"boy i got shit brained, i didnt know what the hell i was doing, i think i had sex with a postbox"

by the Real B-Man April 11, 2010