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self-sexile

1) Leaving one's domicile to avoid roommates when interacting with a significant other

2) Being sexiled of one's own volition
1) Cornelius and his boyfriend frequently went into self-sexile to avoid homophobic housemates

2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.
by PBMax September 28, 2008
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self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010
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self seeker

One who Acts selfishly only doing what benefits them and will do anything to make a quick regardless if it makes people suffer or whom they run over. Who's loyalty & faithfulness is for sale. Is often known as a scrooge or Grinch and is a trait of the parsimonious.
That self seeker only knows me when he needs something and last time I asked him for help it costed me half my paycheck.
by Yaunti December 16, 2018
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Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.
The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
by tomgreene March 4, 2010
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self-licensing

self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first

commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake
by meCHS January 1, 2013
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self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 April 1, 2008
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Self-parterned

The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.
Eg- So what's your relationship status?
I'm self-parterned
by Peppergum November 5, 2019
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