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Self-proof 

When you make something so complicated not even you can figure it out.
Fuck! I self-proofed my e-mail account! I knew I shouldn't have made my password so complicated!
Self-proof by CHINESE_TIGER September 3, 2011

self-hating bro 

bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming "YOLO"
self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah.

self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.

self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO
self-hating bro by y00ty00t December 13, 2012

self proclaimed political enthusiast 

A person who thinks they know stuff about politics so when they are asked about it their answer is "I am a self proclaimed political enthusiasts I can't tell you my input without sounding big headed".But they really have no clue what's going on ever.
Who do you support for president?
"Sorry I am a self proclaimed political enthusiast" I can't say because my opinion is better

*secretly has no idea who is even running*

Self Execution 

Modern terminology for taking your life. With a psychological overtone in which makes one think more about the act. Which in some cases is all that's needed. "Change a mindset change a life."
"Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem."

"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
Suicide is neither an answer nor solution if it was the ones you left behind wouldn't be in trauma and pain.
Killing your self is SE Self Execution and the act will always be greater than the cause.

SE Self Execution
The scope and goal of every mental health origination
Is to give the mentally ill hope and improve their situation.
Yet even with all their training, recovery groups and pills,
there's always the ones self punishment kills.
Suicides continue every second of each day.
I believe it's because we look at it the wrong way.
For most don't realize the true nature of this beast
and the legacy of pain it leaves after it's feast
I've been to that brink I've been in pain,
and the actions I did bordered insane.
Luckily I'm still here be it random or grace
Hopefully I'll leave something time won't erase.
Want to make a difference want to give to mankind
just a new mindset could be the right path to find.
Many have said SE sounds like a bad thing to say.
How many lives could it save if we explained it this way?
My heart goes out for all the Victims of SE
Hopefully this can make some change in casualties we see.
Bills self execution was traumatic to all his loved ones leaving some with the mindset to take the same dark path.
The fireman and other first responders who cared for Bills mortal remains were in shock from his SE never before had they saw a human body in such a mess. The coroner decided Bill had laid in his apartment at least three weeks before he was found by his daughter.
Self Execution by Stantasyland February 19, 2018

Self suck 

When you stretch your hammies, bend over, and give yourself oral pleasure.
Damn, is that Nick Wiger self sucking himself off?
Self suck by Nick Highger June 13, 2018

Self-Fucked

If you search for this then are basically self-fucked
She told me to go to her house to play with her pussy. But instead she plays with her pussycat. Self-Fucked myself didn't I?
(Based on a true story, Seriously.)
Self-Fucked by Dr. Syrus June 16, 2019