retard baby 

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act like retards are retard babies

"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" shoshana said to guerin
"I can't believe you showed that cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"Willie is the biggest retard baby I know"

retard baby by g ho November 5, 2007

retard wrangler

n; to wrangle the people who become semi "retard" when under the influence of alcohol

n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts

verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....

naoj, ryn, gnole and tits mcgee were talking bout how hard they're gunna party this weekend...looks like our weekend consists of us being retard wrangler s

retard wrangler by N_F_C January 25, 2011

Retard Rap

a really stupid ass freestyle

That wasn't tight nigga that was a stright up retard rap son

Retard Rap by Radio December 12, 2003

Retard Lifeguard 

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

Retard Lifeguard by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

retard dialect 

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

retard dialect by @RealOne May 26, 2015

retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

retard baller by Wespen May 21, 2016

retard wrestling 

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

retard wrestling by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017