1 definition by thatgirltrippy

Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 24, 2013