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seagle poop

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.
Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.
by jj brown January 9, 2008
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business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops
by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017
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Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude
Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"
by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010
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poop puck

When you poop in a spiral shape so it creates a disc similar to a hockey puck.
Join the Poop Pucks Plan today!
by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021
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Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.
During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr
by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013
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old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."
by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016
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poop debt

When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.
Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon
by degeneyah October 31, 2022
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