Peenar

A really revolting looking penis; A cock with a horrendous crookedness about it; looks like the lightning bolt of Zeus

“Yo cuh, she bounced on my shit last night and now it’s a peenar type shih youknowhatimean cuh?

by Aristotle’s massive ass cheeks December 6, 2025

Peenar

A penis. Can be pronounced as “peenar” or “peener” interchangeably, the spelling remains the same.

The peenar snipper guy removed my peenar, there goes my chance at losing my virginity.

by I’m Not Black. December 27, 2025

Peentie

Something small and cute!

Awwww look how peentie that miniature purse is.

by peentie’s anonymous January 4, 2026

Peenular

Relating to or resembling a flaccid penis.

That elephant seals nose is so peenular!

by Rustzalio January 22, 2026

peenar explosion chamber

A chamber in which 2 specimens of male genitalia are castrated by evil larry and inserted into a particle accelerator, then accelerated at 99.999% the speed of light in opposite directions, when they collide, a massive explosion of sheer concussive force is created. This is actually how Larry L. Larrenheimer created the first nuclear weapon during the manhattan project.

"im larry peenar now!"
"ahh no"
"to the peenar explosion chamber!"

by Evil Larry. January 26, 2026

Brain peenitration

The annoying psychological intrusion of trying to admire or fantasise over a hottie - yet you know her boyfriend and so cant stop thinking that his man bits are regularly over her - thus peenitrating into your day dream!

*Damn she's hot dude! imagine getting...........

- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...

*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.

by horse fight May 4, 2010

bld peennus

My Mom makes the best boiled peanuts

My Mom's bld peennus is the best.

by Funkums May 7, 2021