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Patrick

A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.
Patrick
by Sarah Ben March 8, 2022
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit
by logeybearxp December 16, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He's the kind of guy you love spending time with. He's always there for you no matter what. He has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Patrick is really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
Being with a Patrick is so much fun!
by kikiagirld November 7, 2019
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James Patrick Galvin

usually looks like a fly wearing goggles. he also can't pull for his life and he will NEVER EVER share his toe nail clippers. when his done using his toe nail clippers, he licks them clean. and he is a homosexual, not a pedophile.
i saw him licking his clippers! What a James Patrick Galvin!
by blind_squirrel September 13, 2022
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Patrick

A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
by InternetAuntie June 6, 2020
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Lee-Patrick Rule

n. A local ordinance that provides for the allowance, and celebration of gay marriage, and set a precedent in Fantasy Football procedures as it relates to the transference of ones franchise.
The Lee-Patrick Rule set a clear precedent which has been followed by generations before us, as it pertains to the name and content of a team in the event of a separation of an owner from the league
by MUglialoro July 27, 2021
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Patrick

Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars
I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10
by Peter ;) October 16, 2023
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