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maddie parsons

maddie parsons, great gal! absolute gyatt and can get this for free on gob. definitely sole mates with dom dileonardi and should def snap him back more bc he is feening. never thought i would say this but i have never wanted to be ben murphy so bad in my life after that spin the bottle incident. maddie parsons is truly a gem, some say a diamond in the rough!
by parker_hennessy March 15, 2023
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johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
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Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.
Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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Pres prisoner

When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening
I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead
by lilypad01 June 7, 2023
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chinese prison

A method of discipline in which the accuser already knows about the infractions of the accused but does not disclose their knowledge. The accused has the opportunity to confess their infractions in hope of a lighter punishment.
Here's what's going to happen. It's going to be like Chinese prison: if you confess before I tell you what I know, you'll get off easier.
by kroshaghennessy June 9, 2023
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Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.
She locked me in her dwarf prison.
by Monkian79 August 5, 2023
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pete parsons

the destiny killer who also happens to collect classic cars
Pete Parsons is a long-time Bungie executive, current Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Bungie, and member of the Bungie Board of Directors.
by zygarde7216 August 3, 2024
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