show pole

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.
by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021
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factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.
A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
by euphemistmo January 07, 2018
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Pole Troll

A pole troll denotes a gay man that is seriously attracted and crazy about another man's penis as common trolls in fairy tales are attracted and crazy about bridges. Know a pole troll by the wide grin that he gives your genital area even when covered as though he can see being screwed by you before he knows if you are in fact gay.
Kenneth: Yo Jeff, you got a pole troll on your ass buddy.
Jeff: Fuck man! He has been trailing me all week, I can't shake this guy!
by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 03, 2006
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poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)
Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?
by Fiiian August 13, 2024
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california pole smoker

The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.
by craplover3000 March 02, 2014
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pole hop

Term used when wife asks for a swingers trip, but she is only wanting a pole hop.
Mary and Jim went to a swingers party to meet women only, but Jim thinks Mary just wants to pole hop!
by Squeezy B.T. February 06, 2017
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