Coffee pot poachers: Alert
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
by Reelriver April 27, 2015
When you play a tournament or arena and you need 50 shield and there is a guy who is trash at the game.
by li0ney February 25, 2021
Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.
The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.
by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018
by MDE4days December 05, 2010
"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'
by JimiTheSaint September 16, 2010
Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.
by Dmanatphbu July 28, 2012
a mixture of dealers and addicts all banded into one cult that decides to bring other people down with them . they make videos of each other while extremely high , wear red a lot which may or may not be significant and tend to flirt WAY out of their league . they are completely in denial about the fact that they are indeed , junkies . the conspiracy consists of -
4. pot heads
2. dealers
1. oblivious Italian
there is also one little prude who thinks she’s hot who possible knows all of the inner workings of the conspiracy .
in no way shape of form am i trying to imply that they are not kind , but its hard to distinguish character traits when you cant tell if the person is blazed or not .
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4. pot heads
2. dealers
1. oblivious Italian
there is also one little prude who thinks she’s hot who possible knows all of the inner workings of the conspiracy .
in no way shape of form am i trying to imply that they are not kind , but its hard to distinguish character traits when you cant tell if the person is blazed or not .
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... pot conspiracy .
by jane tothe doe March 21, 2009