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Dead Swag

A term used when one has lost his swag appeal to his friends,family,etc.Usually due to an embarrassing or unfortunate event.
Ever since Kevin came to school with those fake Nikes on,he got nothing but dead swag in the eyes of his homies.
by Yung Swagger the Expierence February 1, 2009
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Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.
1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!
by Swaggologist January 11, 2011
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Sweeney Swag

Noun.

Cheap, poor quality outdoor cannabis from New Brunswick; often very stemmy, a lot of shake & bottoms & bud rot kind of like the stuff one would get in North Korea.
Fred brought some Sweeney Swag to match up at Alexa's party, but no one wanted to smoke it.

*Cough cough* Your Sweeney Swag is making me feel sick because of the bud rot.

As Jonathan passed a joint of Sweeney Swag around, everyone cracked a joke about it.
by TokingMaritimer November 23, 2013
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Burg Swag

Wearable "prize" after committing a crime, usually given away in excess.
Hey, I got some Burg Swag last night, you want some?
Yeah, I'll take some Burg Swag!
by DuhBaby October 7, 2022
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Swag Fag

a person who always wears joggers, skinny jeans, Jordan's, young and reckless, diamond co. and thinks their supperior then everyone and likes to talk shit to people who don't wear fuckboy clothing and says "bruh" 24/7 like an idiot.
by Pharaoh187 November 8, 2015
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Swag scale

1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags

(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.

(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.

(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.

(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day
ha ok I just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 Yolos on the swag scale
by Newtoschool May 31, 2013
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swag police

When you have too much or too little swiggity swag so the special SSTT super swag tactical team will help you
Look! Look! There's Nolan and Justin the swag police
by Itsfreakydiecky July 29, 2014
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