Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

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Mickey Mouse

Has a train service goes everywhere he wants too can even drive on the water the only problem is that some fat oga woman keeps interrupting his train service this makes Mickey Mouse angry

This train has 10 coaches only 1 will be arriving at the platform - Mickey Mouse

by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022

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Mouse-Bummed

Alternative to rat-arsed, especially when you're really drunk and forget that you are drunk.

Steven: Let's get mouse-bummed Jeff.

Jeff: Don't you mean rat-arsed Steven? Yh! I think you've already had too much to drink.

by legendballers August 1, 2022

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mickey mouse

all the good stuff owner of Disney and I get all the chicks including daisy

HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

by MIckey Mouse August 5, 2022

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Man or Mouse

Another way to ask if the person is a pussy or not on a dare/action they’re about to do.

Guy 1: “Dude, u finna down that bottle of Tito’s?”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”

by middavidson August 9, 2022

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