mom ass

A young person who has, well, an ass like a mom has.

A: Hey fathead, check out the mom ass on that broad at 3 o clock
B: Yikes that is indeed some serious mom ass

by Freddy Z July 4, 2005

asian mom

a mom who is a bitch and would do anything to control you and she always nags about your studies and she is always like spend money on cheap stuff for you especially. she is hypocrite she resorts to hitting when you refuse to litsen to her. There are three things she like to do you:
1.she bitch slaps or hits you with passion.
2.she makes you work ridiculously hard to get your license.
3.she likes to punish you for bullshit and ridicoulus things such as not doing a problem for homework.

asian mom:you need finish this problem?
son:no mom
asian mom: your not getting your license tommorrow if don't finish this!!!
son's thought: wow she is a bitch!!!

by rocketman12345 August 7, 2009

yer mom

the best insult in my mind. it also works if you get asked a question and dont want to answer it or just feel like wierding someone out. it also works if you get insulted. also one of the best starts to jokes. (a.k.a. yer mom jokes)

Jorgé the muffin: you suck
Bob: yer mom sucks

Jorgé the muffin: whats up?
Bob: yer mom. what else.

Jorgé the muffin: hey you wanna go out?
Bob: yer mom wants to go out.

Bob: Yer mom's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Bob: Yer mom's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Bob: Yer mom's so slow it takes her two hours to watch the tv show 60 Minutes.

by Your mom's llama's face's cousin from nebraska. November 8, 2006

mom jeans

1. Jeans that are often strong very high on a woman. Usually 3 to 4 inches above the belly botton. Often is seen at soccer games, baseball games, and other outdoor recreational activities.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.

God Damn, these pants are ridin me like Mom Jeans.

Nothin makes me more horny for soccer moms then Mom Jeans.

by Erik S April 30, 2006

naumce's mom

The Most bang-able objectable woman in the world

Oh Man every man on earth has banged that bitch

by Romaine February 23, 2005

Mom Energy

Motherly energy; giving off positive vibes and care. Often given off by the physical appearance of individual; ie how they dress or look and their demeanor or conduct.

That girl is so nice and sweet she has hella mom energy

by Alexolotly69 September 3, 2019

mom weed

weed taken from your mom with or without her knowledge

Girl: I got this weed out my moms top drawer lez blaze it
Another girl: girl that's mom weed!
Girl: so
Another girl: spark it up

by keith decicco September 29, 2013