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three martini lunch 

The three martini lunch, otherwise known as the alcoholics version of a two martini lunch. Generally used to refer to people who have too much time and nothing to do with it (see example).
Person A: "Man, fedex isn't going to deliver the package i need till 2:00!"

Person B: "Well then, go have yourself a three martini lunch!"
three martini lunch by AA March 22, 2005
Related Words

Laugh Lunch

To vomit, to be sick, to regurgitate
I ate so much i laughed lunch all over the carpet
Laugh Lunch by Wise Man July 11, 2003

hobo lunch 

When someone ejaculates in a woman's asshole (or man's asshole if you're into that kind of stuff.) Then he or she farts. And most of the cum in the asshole sprays or seeps out. This process often turns the white semen a stanky brownish color; quite like a hobo.
Aw man, what stinks?

Oh, that's just some left over hobo lunch.

Ok, that's whats so stanky.
hobo lunch by snitches-aint-zhit January 4, 2013

Late Lunch

When a co-worker fails to eat anything all day because he is too stupid to bring his lunch/food in the truck. Then proceeds to scream at a Fed Ex driver who interrupted his lunch.
Fed Ex Driver: "Hey everyone, I got a package for you. Sorry to interrupt your lunch."
Co Worker: " Yeah... A really LATE LUNCH!"
Late Lunch by The 2nd April 28, 2017

Louisiana Lunch Date 

After a couple men ejaculate into a girls asshole, she proceeds to fart it into another girls vagina
Jenny: This gang bang needs to finish off with a Louisiana Lunch Date

Sugar free lunch 

An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head. Not because your not sure why, but because they are diabetic