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Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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all our food keeps BLOWING UP

basically arbys food keeps blowing up for some reason idk why they keep blowing up god help me istg-
chicken *explosion*
we'd like to take a moment to announce that *explosion* AAAAAA-
all our food keeps BLOWING UP *explosion mid sentence*
by aviation lover 123 October 2, 2025
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Keep Knit

A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.
Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!
by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023
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I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.
by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018
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