Jordaneske 

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

Jordaneske by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007

Jordan 

An extremely sassy girl. She always has her sassy pants on.

Person 1: Stop being such a Jordan.

Person 2: But that's who I am!

Jordan by Finaynay December 8, 2012

Jordin Tootoo 

The first person of Inuit descent to be drafted by an NHL team. Known for devastating hits, fighting, delivering concussions, dislocating shoulders, and eating raw meat. He is so attractive that one can achieve orgasm just by looking at him.

Jordin Tootoo is a BAMF.

Jordin Tootoo by Tuesday Knight December 9, 2008

Jordan 

verb- to have sexual intercourse with a sheep

"Wow; that sick bastard jordaned three sheep."

Jordan by all knowing guy May 7, 2007

jordan 

extremely tall person

The boy is jordan, he scares me

jordan by keista May 22, 2006

Jordan 

The name for the infamous mexican that roams tech schools.
Also see Googobbler

Robby: Jordan gets so pissed when he gets called Googobbler.

Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days.

Robby: Oh shit, you're right.

Chase: I'm GAY!

Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.

Jordan by WickedRealDefinitions January 9, 2010

Jordy 

A person who is always making excuses not to go out, and is not fun to be around. Sometimes also called 'doing a Jordy Shore'.

Q: Bro, why isn't Matt coming to the party?
A: That bitch is being a total jordy again, he says he is grounded but he's probably masturbating.

Jordy by PimBARF March 14, 2015