Anal Disc Jockey

A person who listens to weird music while getting pounded in the ass.

"Why did you leave me"? "Because your a fucking anal disc jockey. Duh!"

by neas tnek November 27, 2009

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

Step The Fuck Off My Jock

A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".

Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.

Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.

Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!

by saporta:3 April 3, 2011

jock

A popular person involved in sports, may or may not be a dumbass.

Look at that jock beat up on the nerdy kids, isn't he supposed to be at practice?

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

jockin

to embarrass or to skool, someone in anything, mostly schoolwork, video games and sports

"im jockin on Adam in marvel vs. capcom all day"

"my history teacher jocked on me, becuase i did the assignment wrong"

by Tarik Cummings January 14, 2008

jockin' on em

just another line that soulja boi jacked from another artists who actually have talent
he aint got nothin on young joc
no doubt

guy 1: im jockin' on em...

guy 2: shut up kid, ur a 13 year old
jewish kid at a bat mitzvah

guy 1: and when we get ta fightin' dan im cockin on em

guy 2: *GUNSHOT*

by carl beee November 24, 2007

Sausage Jockey

shit stubber

by Anonymous March 22, 2003