Damn dude, why you walking so funny?
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013
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Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
by Trav March 28, 2005
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A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.
Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.
Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
by BrandonD42069 October 20, 2020
Get the John Hampden Grammar School mug.by gilly_willy June 9, 2004
Get the john waynes saddle bags mug.It means "John Lennon is dead". Alternatively, 'john' can be substituted for any other name to create the same effect
Originating from 4chan, "john is kill" was the assumed 'title' of a thread about the assassination of John Lennon seemingly typed out by someone with very little English skills, to comedic effect. The OP was asking people where they were and what they were doing when they heard about John's assassination. Now the thread is sometimes recreated using the same picture of John and using the same format, although sometimes Heath Ledger is used instead (or heat ledger, as it is typed out in homage to the original OPs poor English)
Originating from 4chan, "john is kill" was the assumed 'title' of a thread about the assassination of John Lennon seemingly typed out by someone with very little English skills, to comedic effect. The OP was asking people where they were and what they were doing when they heard about John's assassination. Now the thread is sometimes recreated using the same picture of John and using the same format, although sometimes Heath Ledger is used instead (or heat ledger, as it is typed out in homage to the original OPs poor English)
"apology for poor english
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
'john is kill'
'no'"
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
'john is kill'
'no'"
by OLPZach January 9, 2014
Get the john is kill mug.1. One of the co-hosts of PotterCast, the Harry Potter Podcast hosted by The Leaky Cauldron. John is the comic relief of the podcast and has an obsession with Chipotle Burritos.
2. Met Jo Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books. It is because of John Noe that Dawlish has a first name--John.
3. Owner of the website horcri.com
2. Met Jo Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books. It is because of John Noe that Dawlish has a first name--John.
3. Owner of the website horcri.com
by xxkristeen May 28, 2009
Get the John Noe mug.Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
by The Word Dude November 11, 2011
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