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John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone
Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013
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John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.
Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
by Trav March 28, 2005
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John Hampden Grammar School

A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.

Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
by BrandonD42069 October 20, 2020
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john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)
by gilly_willy June 9, 2004
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john is kill

It means "John Lennon is dead". Alternatively, 'john' can be substituted for any other name to create the same effect

Originating from 4chan, "john is kill" was the assumed 'title' of a thread about the assassination of John Lennon seemingly typed out by someone with very little English skills, to comedic effect. The OP was asking people where they were and what they were doing when they heard about John's assassination. Now the thread is sometimes recreated using the same picture of John and using the same format, although sometimes Heath Ledger is used instead (or heat ledger, as it is typed out in homage to the original OPs poor English)
"apology for poor english

when were you when john lenin dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

'john is kill'

'no'"
by OLPZach January 9, 2014
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John Noe

1. One of the co-hosts of PotterCast, the Harry Potter Podcast hosted by The Leaky Cauldron. John is the comic relief of the podcast and has an obsession with Chipotle Burritos.

2. Met Jo Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books. It is because of John Noe that Dawlish has a first name--John.

3. Owner of the website horcri.com
by xxkristeen May 28, 2009
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John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
by The Word Dude November 11, 2011
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