Jesus Dick 

Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.

"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."

Jesus Dick by TheLittleEngine October 28, 2015

Jesus Eyes

1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-Enlarged pupils but not red
-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.

2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial
-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.
-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.

Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes ?

Jesus Eyes by Al Harwin March 31, 2009

jesus h christ

Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.

jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness

jesus h christ by ifky302 January 3, 2008

jesus swift 

a good person (jesus) and a 🐍 (taylor swift)

"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."

jesus swift by youredisappointing August 31, 2017

jesus sandwich 

the wafer the priest gives during communion
(also referred to as christ sandwich)

a person visiting a catholic church asks, "what is that they're eating?" The reply, "that's a jesus sandwich!"

jesus sandwich by Westley Juston Kevin December 30, 2006

Jesus Jammies 

A required undergarmet that Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (mormons)must always wear.

"Her jesus jammies are showing!"

Jesus Jammies by JennyJET October 16, 2008

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick) 

Exclamation of extreme aggravation.

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick) by JohnK May 22, 2005