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brain pain

correct and far superior word for "headache"
"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"
by itsbrainpainbitch April 2, 2022
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Joint pain

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.
"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"
by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023
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Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.
Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag
by LARGE COCK LARRY November 23, 2021
mugGet the Lachlan Painmug.
A delicious sexual act involving 8 males and 1 female, the 8 males wrap black Forrest ham on their ducks and stack with the female in the bottom. the bottom man will stick their weiner in the females scooter missionary and the other 7 men stack on top of each other straight anal, once everyone has came in their respective ass they fart the cum onto the women's vaginas and and use whatever ham they have left and eat her out resulting in a delicious dessert
Bardomiano: sex is getting so boring none of these bitches frwky anymore.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.
by TrianglesRAwesome:38======D August 25, 2025
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PAIN™

It's me the one who brings pain with illsec shit bc I'm a

SKEEEEEEED
Contact a doctor before @'ing illsec about the PAIN™ I caused with his shit
by PAIN™ February 26, 2023
mugGet the PAIN™mug.

Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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