Holy boob lube

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.

"Bet that woman puts on holy boob lube. Her breasts are shiny!"

"Holy boob lube! Did you catch the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.

by Raven Bishop November 12, 2009

HOLY LADY GAGA!!!!

A term used to express a half surprise at something ubsurd, or at all Lady Gaga-ish

While looking at a fashion magazine i saw an outfit that represented Lady Gaga's style of clothing and i exclamed, " Holy Lady Gaga!!!!"

by randomscreenname756 July 9, 2010

holy guacamole

Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"

Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."

by chad900 August 28, 2013

holy ghost

a joint rolled out of a bible page

yo you wanna go smoke a holy ghost?

by theholyghost19 October 7, 2009

holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Holy Trinity

It basically states that God is three co-equal persons, The Father (The Creator), the Son (The Redeemer) and the Holy Spirit (The Sanctifier). Ultimately, the trinity is a mystery beyond human comprehension.

Why is the trinity a mystery beyond human comprehension when it is man-made?

by Tredmond July 4, 2005

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004