guitard

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.

I've got a rift with a guitard.

by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

Guitar amp

*Not to be confused with bass guitar amp* A guitar amp which you plug your electric guitar in. Usually, guitar amps have a guitar input jack, a headphone jack, a volume knob, an EQ (tone) knob, a overdrive (distortion) knob and an on/off knob or switch. Guitar amps usually range from practice amps (around $200) to professional amps (around $1000). Before you buy a guitar amp make sure you already purchased a electric guitar and an instrument cable.

A guitarist would be incomplete without his guitar amp!
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by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.

Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to

by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019

Guitarist

Asshole who can make nice sounds

Hey look at them, they're a guitarist

by Hfgty March 20, 2019

Guitard

Trent

O man Trent is a really big Guitard

by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019

guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.

(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"

by luciferous July 19, 2019