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glass coffin

'new architecture' building consisting of glass and metal plates
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.

many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.

if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more 'skonk'!! i've got to "prepare for battle" in the glass coffin!

i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!

mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2011
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the glass ceiling

A term describing the maximum level a woman or ethnic minority can achieve before it is necessary to be a white male to go further.
After four years working at Innetec, I have unfortunately hit the glass ceiling.
by RandomViking November 2, 2015
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stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window
I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.
by maybenot September 4, 2003
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stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.
Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.
by Cletus September 14, 2003
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glascott

Noun, Scouse slang, for a female scally. A term of derision mainly used to describe total no-hopers.
'That Tanya has spent the last week in bed pretending to be depressed so she can get sick pay - she's such a glascott.'
by Whisperer 2008 remix November 4, 2008
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glassbottomboat

Kaila this is from Joe will you be my valentine, and my giz-irl, Yeah....
Will you go out with me.
Will you Yes or no, Call me when you read this.
by Joe February 12, 2005
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Glass Cannon

A person who acts and thinks highly of themself because they know how to significantly offend other people or do great damage towards other people when they get angry or want revenge, but when someone does the slightest thing to them, they cry and whine like a little bitch.

Another synonym is a glass gun. Comes from video gaming and role-playing games, when you have a character and/or weapons that have high offensive power, but weak defensive power.
Person 1: You know Katie and Chad are glass cannons, right?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Because they hold a lot of clout and they love starting unnecessary conflict with people to slander other people and they can fight really well, like seriously they can beat your ass. But as soon as someone does one bad small thing to them, they fracture and shatter like a glass chalice.
Person 2: Oh yeah they're both weak bitches for real.
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