Balls Gettin' Dragged The Fuck Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey Shit Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the fuck along!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

gettysburg adress nutshot

a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.

two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.

its very painful

Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.

by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 1, 2009

Getting lazy

Getting lazy is the act of just laying on the ground after being slammed or a hard fall. Most commonly used amongst skaters, bmx riders, and other extreme sports.

Dalton: "hey tyler Whats jake doing on the ground?"
Tyler: "he's just getting lazy, he tried dropping in on the fifteen foot halfpipe for the first time and slammed."

by crane majestic July 20, 2015

gettin' wized up

A hard core, intense education through instant messaging with an anal-retentive guy named Scott.

I've been gettin' wized up since last January.

by i got wized up September 2, 2005

Getting Honors

Ones ability to achieve a highly acclaimed performance during a reproduction examination. Group efforts are rewarded with extra credit.

Xtina is dead set on making the best of her last final exam of second year medical school by getting honors as she excels in her reproduction honors exam.

by Robert Steiner May 30, 2006

Getting Blunted

another word for getting high..

"Yo man, i wish i was Getting Blunted, i had a bad day"
"Word, I'll be threw with some smoke"

by jimirandolf October 11, 2008

getting Crucified

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.

Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!

by [e-mail] March 3, 2010