blunted

high as a muthafucka, after smoking a blunt

"Me and my man got blunted"
That cat is blunted!

by ImmaculateMatt March 5, 2003

blunted

The act of being so stonned you cant talk to anyone about anything.

Dude: You sure you're ok
Me: .......
Dude :?
Me: .....
Dude: Man you're blunted

by bluntedbitch May 30, 2017

blunted

being under the influence of marijuana after the use of what is called a blunt, or cigar paper filled with bud.

stoner 1: how are you feelin?

stoner 2: man im so blunted.

by stylin rta December 31, 2006

blunted

verb

1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.

Bob - "Hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"

by kaicrowe September 29, 2011

Blunted

The feeling that follows smoking a blunt. It usually makes one feel tired, weak, out of energy and like you have been "blunted". A much stronger doped feeling than smoking from a pipe or bong.

Friend: Dude, you wanna play a game of baseball?
Stoner: Nah man, I can barely move, I smoked a fatty blunt a little while ago and i'm blunted.

by Devilweed February 28, 2008

Blunted

A term used to express or acknowledge how high on weed (stoned) of either yourself or a friend.

Person 1: Duuude yesterday i got high as fuck on some dank shit and then i ate 2 whole boxes of goldfish crackers and watched flapjack for 5 straight hours

Person 2: Blunted

by I Chink Im Cool November 29, 2011

Blunted

A state achieved after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, resulting in one's movement being noticeably restricted.

"Mate are you OK?"

"Man, I'm so blunted! I hit that bong too hard man!"

by nicomate! July 29, 2009