floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees

That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard

by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009

Floor-beer

Flōr-bîr- a nickname given to any individual who happens to slip in beer that has been spilled on the floor while crushing beer cans

After Floor-beer fell in the puddle of alcohol on the floor, he continued to role around a complete his task of absorbing the leftover beer.

by Supernerd1215 July 11, 2009

Floorbeards

mispellage of floorboards

'lets go under the floorbeards!'

by invetor of floorbeards January 12, 2010

Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.

As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!

by Demerald420 March 11, 2010

Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.

no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!

by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010

Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

by shredder141 September 30, 2010

FloorPalm

A FloorPalm is sign of respect and/or admiration shown to a person, group or song, preferably within a social setting. The person drops to one knee before said party and slaps a surface (palms) before their feet five or six times, usually the floor (the number can vary depending on the person). The same applies to a favorite song, or songs, of the FloorPalmer. This is not exclusively for the floor itself but it carries more weight if it is done as the word implies.

When he saw his best friend entering inside the club he greeted him with a FloorPalm.

by VynilRob March 15, 2011