Face The Wall

You have earned execution by firing squad as a result of being a degenerate no one wants to be around.

"All I'm saying is the truth, women are in their prime at 12 years old and they're unfuckable old hags by the time-"

"How compelling! We don't need to hear any more of your degeneracy. Please face the wall."

by the sexy retard B) May 12, 2023

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

by adam_420 August 1, 2007

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

by Scot August 9, 2004

ur face is gay

The usual come back if someone calls you gay.

George: Man ur gay.
James: Ur face is gay.

by James T. Carson April 23, 2006

shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

corn face

Someone whose face looks like it has been hit with a backpack full of books at high speed, thus welting with lacerations and appearing like kernels of corn.

Blaine: Snap, that bitch is hot!
Nigel: What the hell are you talking about, she is a damn corn face?!

by LaVarious.com July 22, 2005

Punani Face

(noun) 1.) Someone, either in the act of, or in generalities, is displaying idiotic qualities. 2.) Someone displaying qualities such as selfishness, rudeness, or straight up being a jerk. 3.) More derogatory form of calling someone a "pussy." 4.) Weakness
Derived in Santa Clara, California

Dude, you always tell me you have homework to do, just sack up, stop being such a Punani Face and come out and party tonight.

by Jim and Paul November 10, 2005