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Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.
Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!
by hossy tussy August 30, 2010
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booney face

jamie squats the night away with his booney face
by Joaquin Sanchez Rodriguez December 10, 2005
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Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
by 202 Wash March 2, 2008
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stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.
Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.
by BM_Face December 14, 2008
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reaction face

of, pertaining to, marked by facial reaction caused by consumption of something a consumer finds distasteful. It is completely reactionary and cannot be simulated effectively.
Example 1:

Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.

Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.

Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."
by l20B0T March 18, 2009
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Picture Face

When a person in a photograph consistently has the same expression. They believe that this is the only way they look good in a photo, thus every photo of them looks exactly the same. This type of photo is typically found on a facebook profile.
"Wait, wait... don't take the picture yet, I don't have my picture face on."

"Try to snap a candid photo - one without her picture face."
by Spygirl3000 March 7, 2009
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John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.
A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.
by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018
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