by beyobe December 19, 2011
Get the domester mug.Insanity that usually doesn't manifest itself visibly, and usually is never found. Includes things like stalking, planning (but not enacting) murders, etc.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Blake yesterday?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He got arrested! They say that he could have snapped at any moment and killed someone! They found lots of creepy things in his house.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of domestic insanity.
Guy 1: Definitely.
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He got arrested! They say that he could have snapped at any moment and killed someone! They found lots of creepy things in his house.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of domestic insanity.
Guy 1: Definitely.
by Gage Tampings September 16, 2012
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Get the domeshank mug.Door molested. Usually occurs after 3 or more pints of beer when going past a door so clumsily that the handle somehow catches on the belt straps, on the rear of your trousers. It it unknown how this occurs and is often called an act of satan
Bill: *Downs the tankard* IMM gunnahh... go get summslepp.
Joe: Ok, then.
Bill: AH. AHHHH. THE DOOR IS ATTACKING ME!!
Joe: Shut up Bill. You're only being dolested.
Joe: Ok, then.
Bill: AH. AHHHH. THE DOOR IS ATTACKING ME!!
Joe: Shut up Bill. You're only being dolested.
by mehmenmike December 15, 2013
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A Domestic Godess is the kind of woman who doesn't object to belonging in the kitchen because the hand that rocks the ladle is the hand that rules the world.
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