pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18
Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
by GFBG May 18, 2010
Get the doing a david mug.The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.
While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.
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While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.
Durr...
"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."
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"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
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"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
by Daddy Dan March 12, 2008
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Get the Do I look fat in this dress? mug.Man 1: "Hey man. You're a massive bender for doing a Till."
Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."
Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."
by chimbles October 6, 2005
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Get the doiger mug.A method of stabilising oneself whilst on public transport by means of holding on to two hand rails or slings simultaneously, in such a way that both arms are raised above the head. As a result, the commuter will be well protected from the effects of sudden braking or turning.
by Frau May 3, 2008
Get the Doing the Gaul mug.Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
by angry piece of shit October 1, 2009
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