Drunken Dutchman

A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.

"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?"

by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020

Insta-Drunk

When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.

Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.

by Cheris May 3, 2006

Sass Drunk

Noun; When you are so drunk that you passout in the middle of a sandbar, face down and start to puke all over yourself so much that people have to dig you a puke hole so you dont die

Guy 1: "Dude, i am about to get sass drunk tonight"
Guy2: "I am not taking care of you"

by dancer1_ August 30, 2010

hurricane drunk

Getting drunk in order to forget about a lover.

"Dude Jane broke up with me last night. Let's go to the bar tonight so I can get hurricane drunk."

by a1n2n3i4e5 April 21, 2014

Madina drunk

When you get so drunk that you pass out and end up being hospitalized.

Let’s get Madina Drunk

On a scale from 1-Madina drunk, how drunk are you?

by Franciayo December 1, 2018

Gas-drunk

When you or your gets absolutely plastered and have no recollection of what happened last night.

Did he/she get Gas-drunk last night?
man.... he/she was absolutely Gas-drunk at the party!

by ChessMaster4000 October 9, 2021

Piss-Bed drunk

The act of becoming intoxicated to the point of pissing your bed. The term originated in Panama City Beach Spring Break 2012 when Zack Danner got so drunk that he pissed the bed.

Hey guys, Danner got piss-bed drunk again last night. There goes our condo deposit!

by CBoyed June 17, 2012