Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

Ding dong

When something surprising, unexpected or impressive happens

(Man does backflip) " Ding Dong! That was amazing

by King Watson August 18, 2013

Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.

"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"

by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014

Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

Ding baggle

The act of humping and smacking their ass at the same time

Tom: oh yeah humping never felt better * humps and smacks Tim's ass at the same time*
Tim: stop giving me a ding baggle!!!

by Darude-Sandstorm January 10, 2015

Dingaling

A penis

My Dingaling is the right size.

by RIPPLEDSLAYER January 15, 2015

Ding Wonger

a cross between ding bat and ding Wong silly found in the south pole attempting to mate w penguins science sadly there all male. they can be funny but dangerous like the minions in despicable me. if you see one the best thing to do is call the dingarean patrol they will capture it then deliver it to its home safely.

My friends always called me a Ding Wonger this means how dangerous i was always making jokes/ roasting them. AKA a roast= insult

by gjonsey4l February 26, 2015