deuce egg

A turd.

“Where’s the outhouse because I gotta go lay a deuce egg?”

by FreshWords July 23, 2025

Deuce juice

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/

Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.

“Dude, I just got off that 3-hour Greyhound bus and my deuce juice situation is critical.”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.

I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Willy-Deuce

The act of routinely defecating at odd hours of the evening.

I’m up every night at 2am dropping a Willy-Deuce ever since I returned from Europe.

It must be 20:00. Master Chief is dropping a Willy-Deuce again. You can set your watch to it!

by Florid51 January 6, 2026

The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025

Deuce

1. A piece of shit.

2. A person-shaped piece of shit.

1. Hold on, I’ve got to drop a deuce.
2. Here comes Smitty.. what a fucking deuce!

by squiggular March 5, 2025

Deuce

Deuce is slang for a big popular rap culture drug called Lean

Aka purple drank, sizzurp, purp, dirty sprite.

Maaayn we sippin on dat deuce shiieeet.

by Ranga gangbanger November 22, 2021