Cratchet

crusty and ratchet; dirty; nasty

People will think you are cratchet if you go to work in your pajamas, and or don't wash your face in the morning.

by Stahhp December 20, 2013

Crotch Chops

The large magnificent cascade of pubes flanking both sides of a man's overgrown undercarriage.

"Mark's been growin out his crotch chops for swimsuit season."

by JusticeLeagueAssembled March 21, 2012

Rusty Crotch

Someone who is unfortunate enough to be born with red hair. Thus, having red pubic hair.

Note, not all red heads have red pubes, but it's out there.

Often an offensive term used to tease people with red hair.

Man: "Yo, Rusty Crotch!"
Man with red hair: "Fuck you!"

by Daisy D November 14, 2005

crotch rocket

A crotch rocket is a penis.

Gary has a huge crotch rocket and all of the girls want to ride it.

by Rocket Rider November 1, 2006

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 15, 2005

Crotch Festival

A celebration of which cock is abound and litters the streets. Usually attended by homosexual males. They feast on cock meat sandwiches and indulge in practices of butt humpery.

Dude, are you coming to Justin's Crotch Festival? Yeah, we're all hoppin' in his Volkswagen and rolling out for some hot ramrod!

by Christopher Litsey April 23, 2008

Crich

Someone who is Crazy rich

John: Hey man look at that Crich person over there spending $400 on a iPhone game.
Connor: Yeah I know they SUCK.

by TURTKID March 12, 2013