capece

A kid from Massachusetts who like to be a hillbilly and takes it deep. His penis is also above average.

Capece fills his girlfriend with his baby maker.

by Chopers March 2, 2014

Dirty Carpet

When a man shits on a women's pubic hair, and then fucks here in the vagina.

"That guy just gave me a dirty carpet!!!

by Misconson September 8, 2009

carpet biter

a lesbian...usually the 'Fluff' rather than the 'Butch' (See also "Flannel Shirt")

You could tell that Debbie and Veronica are hot for each other....They're both a couple of notorious carpet biters.

by Velos April 11, 2004

carpet bombing

A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.

That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

Cape Cod League

Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.

Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 29, 2005

crapeazy

(noun) A substitute for the words shit or crap. bull can be placed in front of the word for a better effect.

Bob: I hate radiohead.
Me:kicks Bob's ass That's a bunch of crapeazy!

by Erin Blekner March 24, 2004