Condom Juice

where a girl or guy guzzles down the leftover sperm

After I exploded in the Condom, she took the condom and drank some condom juice

by Konger82 April 5, 2015

condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006

suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow

you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on

by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006

condom jacket

a ugly light brown jacket that resembles a comdom once on a boy

Bob:hey jason riach's wearing that ugly shit brown condom jacket again.
Sally: OMG again, thats the fifth day in a row!What a dumb shit.

by pricilliana gronvenchioviach July 28, 2007

Condom

Balloon that gets placed over the weiner

i put a condom on then fucked my dog

by Fredsasadasdasd January 23, 2009

condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

Condgradulations

When someone has "conned" you into doing something for their gain and wishes to express their gratitude sarcasticly

or A word used to congratulate your manager on the successful completion of her baby creation project.

Condgradulations and all the best for the future!

by DKAndroid April 28, 2010