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Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."
Medical schools are full of closet gunners.
by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018
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Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.
Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.
by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016
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ham closet

9hh baby I love your ham closet
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
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pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“‡, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
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Closet locked

When a male or female buys clothing to wear for their partner and yet never wears it
They bought some sexy sleepwear to wear for me but Iโ€™ve never seen it on them, they just closet locked the outfit
by Dragondaddy December 10, 2021
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Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.
Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink Iโ€™m down brah.
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
mugGet the Closet pdfmug.

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