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masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.
If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
by Stupid rich April 17, 2017
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closet wild

A person who is in fact wild but not willing to admit to it
by WolfgangSpartacus April 22, 2018
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closet chad

A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.
"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
by karminova May 21, 2018
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Closet snacks

When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions
“My roommates and I got into a fight so I’m entering my closet snacks era”
by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024
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Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!
by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023
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closet lebanese

A term used to describe a closet lesbian.
Steve: Did you see Sarah wearing that tie?
Jason: Yeah. She is definitely a closet lebanese.
by Polak Power November 22, 2011
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Moldy closet

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
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