King of the Chocolate Gays

the king of some gay people made out of chocolate

mrs. pritchard sucks chocolate gay

by jim newington April 21, 2004

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

Chocolate Runway

The chocolate runway is the long-lost art of shitting down one's throat in such a way that it slides right down, leaving a 'chocolate runway' behind it.

"Last night Jason gave Emily a chocolate runway and she was talking about it all morning!"

by elitexero March 2, 2007

Chocolate Margarita

An advanced sexual technique where the rim of an individual's anus is lined with cocaine, which is then consumed by another individual in the process of eating out the anus.

Tired and grumpy Murn propositioned Tom for some blow. Tom agreed on the condition that Mike down a Chocolate Margarita and be the big spoon afterwards.

by Dan Orme April 23, 2007

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

sexy time; business time. The act of sexual intercourse without saying the work sex.

"what are you in the mood for?

- Some chocolate chip pancakes!"

"I hope the chef makes me a good batch this morning."

"man some chocolate chip pancakes sound great right now"

by chocochip April 9, 2012

chocolate fever

When a man obsessed by the chocolate women enters the stages of fever.
Particularly common amongst big hairy Swedes.
See also angus, angry angus, booka, chat, cubano

Angus the Bavarian saw a hot black girl in Spearmints from the corner of his eye.
Immediately he jumped from his seat, pulled his wallet from his pocket, grabbed her and her chocolate sister and gave them copious amounts of money to disrobe in his presence. Whilst smoking a cubano.
The chocolate fever had set in.

by boohog June 8, 2004

like water for chocolate

The phrase like water for chocolate came from Mexico. In Mexico,hot chocolate is made with water, not milk. The water is brought to a boil and then the chocolate is spooned into it. A person in a state of sexual excitement is said to be "like water for chocolate."

I am like water for chocolate, anytime I'm around my girlfriend.Its like we were meant to be together.

by MIKE June 30, 2004