Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs

An example where you spend a Billion Pounds, then bottle it in finals, like @Chelsea FC

Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s

by DJ Chimpy March 12, 2024

a metal water bottle

oh fuck it fell

wooosh

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"

by giggity spoilet April 5, 2024

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Pennsylvanian Water Bottle

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.

I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!

by oilypenisman October 11, 2025

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by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

Nebraskan Butt-Bottle

The process of mixing kool-aid (usually grape flavored) in someone’s anus. And having another party drink it with a straw.

Jerry: yo Donny you down for some Nebraskan butt-bottle?

Donny: hell yeah I’ll grab a straw!!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Love from a Bottle

Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.

Can also be used as "love in a bottle".

He relapsed recently and is miserably drinking love from a bottle.

by Saturn Mist November 28, 2025