Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Gentleman’s Blumpkin

When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees

Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!

by OfficialJKitty April 30, 2023

Blumpkin

To recieve a blow job well you are taking a dump.

That dirty whore loves sucking dick an to be in the bathroom with guys shitting, so she can give them a blumpkin

by Billy rob Jeremy dgiver December 9, 2020

Blood Blumpkin

The act of receiving a Blumpkin whilst shitting blood.

Dude, Nathan gave me the nastiest Blood Blumpkin last night!

by TheRealNateDog October 17, 2025

Double blumpkin

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd

Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin

by urmomgottagteamed November 3, 2019

Blumpkin

Blowjob while on toilet.

I wanna good blumpkin rn.

by c7906 March 5, 2025

Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.

David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"

by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 25, 2024