blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.

Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.

by blueridgephd March 19, 2010

battery

Slang: ass, arse, bum, behind, fanny

He licked her battery frivolously

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

blaster

The guy in a gay relationship who plays the male role.

Jerdatty is Revenant's blaster.

by Reputable Source April 25, 2005

Taint Blaster

To ejaculate a large quantity of semen all over your lovers taint skin.

OFY ! That was a taint blaster load I just blew all over your asshole and twat!

by Dick Weilder February 18, 2009

Tokyo Sand Blaster

The act of a guy dipping his dick in the sand and feeding it to an unsuspecting bitch. NASTY!

Tony: Yo bitch, I'm about to Tokyo Sand Blaster you!

by Applebee's23 December 8, 2010

battered

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

I was royally batteret last night!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Fupa Blaster

When the fatter upper puss area, also known as the "fupa", is filled with oozing, yellow juices (jizz). The pressure inside the fupa becomes so great and erotic that the jizz has to "cum". The fupa juice is expelled from the large twat/cooter in a blast-like manner. This is known as a fupa blaster, commonly seen in prostitutes and whore-like girls.

Damn! That trick has a niceee fupa blaster. I wonder how far it can shoot?

by billie cum jean July 1, 2011