Anus Nervosa

When you’re scared to poop in a public place or with someone nearby enough to hear you poop. AKA when your booty hole is shut tight in fright.

I spent the night at my girlfriends house and couldn’t poop because of my anus nervosa.

by HarmonicChaos February 08, 2020

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Anus gobbler

A word described when getting absolutely annihilated in Call Of Duty

"How am I 0-57? This ANUS GOBBLER is such a queerbate!"

by Redneck Stretch December 14, 2017

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Shy Anus

A person who doesn't/can't poop when someone is another cubicle.

Dave has a shy Anus and needs to wait for the toilet to be empty

by EskimoSmurf January 09, 2023

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thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

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Almaximus Anus

An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.

-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!

by asertyuikbvc January 20, 2022

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