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J-lo

This word is typically used for a celebrity

Name such as Jennifer
Raina: hey did you hear that j-lo is making a new song?
Josh: yea I heard its gonna sound awful
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Muss los

Muss los is a german word who is used to say when you see/do something crazy. It means "have to go".
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Middy Lo Corta

A bum, typically a blonde chav who
scrounges for change around Preston and
makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but
really he can't, he cats off cherry drops and
wears dead Burberry.
Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty tramp.
by chewwydrops1000 August 4, 2022
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Yo, me llame Angel Jose Robles, te lo meto y te demo seco.

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Person 343: Yo, me llame Angel Jose Robles, te lo meto y te demo seco.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.
Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.
by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024
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Los day

A special day for a good boy. Celebrated on June 17th, call your twink friend a good boy!!
Did you hear it was Los day?
I did, good boy!
by ;johundssaZx June 17, 2025
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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